They call me Knocker, I'll let you decide why!!!

Unfortunately I have to live in Morley due to a misspent youth and prior convictions, but I could never play for them, they wouldn't have me, so beggars can't be choosers I suppose, basically I bleed maroon, white and gold (even without the tattoo).

Played for Sandal for the last 20 years, former second team captain and winner of the Yorkshire Merit cup for the first time in the club's history in 2018-19 season (times must of been hard)... I like to let everyone know this vital statistic, even random strangers passing by in the street, I class them as my buddays!

"Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard", not exactly sure what that means but thank god for hard work, someone's got to do it and that someone isn't me!

Currently undergoing a 2.5 year makeover (some could say it's a midlife crisis) trying to do a lot of exercises away from rugby like tossing lots of pizzas and lots of running... it can get messy doing both at the same time trust me, problem is I'm not sure where I now fit on the pitch but I do make a good bench warmer.

I'm trying to be a Good Boy and do my bit for society by being a vegan pestcatarian diet thing, not completely sure what that means as they're both long words ect, but hopefully it's a good example I'm setting for the rest of the lads.

Like Arnie however his last name's spelt once said a long time ago somewhere "I'll be back" at some point, maybe, I think.

September 2024

Sat, 07 September

2nd XV

Sheffield RUFC 2s

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